The Sporkings of Ari: Part 1

[6/5/2010 10:01:11 AM] Ari: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5283622/1/My_Adventures_on_Gaia
[6/5/2010 10:01:24 AM] Ari: I promimse to spork this when I'm done reading. Seriously, too tempting to pass up.
[6/5/2010 10:01:33 AM] Julie: D:
[6/5/2010 10:02:10 AM] Julie: At least eveything in the title is spelled/capitalized correctly...
[6/5/2010 10:02:27 AM] Ari: This is true. But just...
[6/5/2010 10:02:29 AM] Ari: "Sexyroth."
[6/5/2010 10:02:31 AM] Ari: Wow,
[6/5/2010 10:02:32 AM] Ari: I...
[6/5/2010 10:02:42 AM] Ari: (//respond:quick and easy suicide, dont'cha think?)
[6/5/2010 10:02:45 AM | Edited 10:02:47 AM] Ari: God yah.
aaaaanyway
[6/5/2010 10:08:45 AM] Julie: lets spork that fic
[6/5/2010 10:08:56 AM] Ari: /nod/
[6/5/2010 10:09:11 AM | Edited 10:09:17 AM] Ari: RIGHT. ONWARD, STEVE!
[6/5/2010 10:09:24 AM] Ari: (//respond:not until i get a themesong.)
[6/5/2010 10:09:28 AM] Ari: Later, now shutup.
[6/5/2010 10:10:03 AM] Ari: "How many wings does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"One!" I replied. Cody and I both laughed. I was referring to Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.
[6/5/2010 10:10:17 AM] Ari: (//respond:HAHAHAHA HE HAS ONE WING. Oh my GOD this is the first line we are so fucked.)
SHE HAS TWO FIRST NAMES
[6/5/2010 10:10:52 AM] Julie: /headdesk
[6/5/2010 10:11:06 AM] Ari: "Okay, if you ever meet him, I dare you to call him Sexyroth." Cody dared me. Cody was one of my best friends.

"Will do Ebisu-san." I say, doing a mock salute.
[6/5/2010 10:11:07 AM] Julie: or maybe her middle but we don't need to know that
[6/5/2010 10:11:33 AM] Ari: (//respond:well, well...just...well. i can't say i've heard that one before, but WOW. although it would make listening to One Winged Angel more interesting...)
[6/5/2010 10:11:43 AM] Ari: Oops, where are my manners? My name is Shell Elizabeth Harty; I am 18 years old (finally!) with brownish-black hair with red, blue and blonde streaks that goes past my waist a little with hair slightly covering parts of my face; my hair was straight, but spiky and I also have grayish-green eyes. I wore black baggy jeans with chains, a blue short sleeve tight shirt, a black fishnet sleeve going from my left palm up to my left sleeve, a black and blue short sleeve jacket that ends above my waist and black biker boots. I wore several chains around my neck. I am 5'6" in height and 125 pounds in weight. Before, I weighed about 160 or 170, but I finally learned to exercise and I finally lost the weight I aimed for.
[6/5/2010 10:12:17 AM] Ari: (//respond:a.) oh crap a self insert fic fml; b.)why do we need to know and why do we care c.)wow biggest chunk of exposition ever and d.)goddddd i can't believe this.)
[6/5/2010 10:12:27 AM] Ari: "Tayuya!" I heard a voice call.

My ears perked up and I looked over to the left to see my friend Stormy running over to me. "Sasori!" I said happily and glomped her.

We all have Naruto names. I'm Tayuya, Stormy is Sasori, Cody is Ebisu, Lindsey is Zetzu, Abi is Konan and Elizabeth is Anko.
[6/5/2010 10:12:46 AM] Ari: (//respond:don't know these people, don't CARE, but...why in the name of hell do NARUTO names matter in a FINAL FANTASY FIC?!)
[6/5/2010 10:13:02 AM] Ari: "Oi! I'm eventful day at school!" I said as I walked into my room. I then looked at my TV and it looked kinda weird. It was off, but it kinda looked like the darkness was moving.
[6/5/2010 10:13:17 AM] Ari: (//respond:i believe that first line is what they like to call 'comedy gold.')
[6/5/2010 10:13:19 AM] Ari: Haha totes.
[6/5/2010 10:13:32 AM] Ari: I fell on something soft, yet hard and both of my bags hit my head and back. "Owie…never touch your TV while it's off and moving….." I groaned. "At least I fell on something soft."

"My back…" a pained groan came from underneath me.

I looked and saw spiky black hair. I jumped off, grabbing my bags. "OMG! I'm sorry sir!"

"That's….alright…." the man stood up and my eyes widened.

"Hey, you're-!"

"ZACKERY FAIR!"
[6/5/2010 10:13:52 AM] Julie: soft yet hard
[6/5/2010 10:13:55 AM] Ari: (//respond:IT'S JUST ZACK. JUST. ZACK. MY. GOD. also...soft yet hard? heh.)
[6/5/2010 10:14:01 AM] Ari: lolbeat me to it
[6/5/2010 10:14:34 AM] Ari: NEXT CHAPTER: in which Steve starts randomly cursing.
[6/5/2010 10:15:13 AM] Julie: Both of us looked up to see a confused Angeal and an angry Sephiroth. Both of us paled.
Currently, Zack and I were sitting in chairs with our hands handcuffed behind us. "Why the hell am I handcuffed?" I yelled, squirming and struggling to get my hands free. "I didn't do anything!"

"Because you came out of nowhere." Zack replied. I kicked him hard in the leg. "Ow! What the hell was that for?"

"You being a dumbass!" I replied angrily. "You're the one who got Sephiroth mad! So why the hell am I handcuffed!"

"Be quiet." The General said as he came into the room and in front of us. "Now, where did you come from?" he asks me.

"My TV. It sucked me in."

His eyes narrowed. I paled. "I'm only 18!" I said bouncing around in the chair. "Don't kill me! Kill Zack!"

"How do you even know our names?" Zack asks.

"I heard them."

"What should we do with them Lazard?" Sephiroth asks.

"Get info from the girl. She may be a spy."
[6/5/2010 10:15:19 AM] Julie: WHAT A GREAT ENDING
[6/5/2010 10:15:21 AM] Ari: this isn't sporkworthy
[6/5/2010 10:15:27 AM] Ari: but worth mentioning
[6/5/2010 10:15:27 AM] Ari: b/c of this
[6/5/2010 10:15:35 AM] Ari: "Alright, since you have nowhere to stay, you'll stay with either Zack, Angeal, Genesis or Sephiroth." Lazard said.
[6/5/2010 10:15:58 AM] Ari: (//respond:yes, let's let the possible spy stay with the strongest members of SOLDIER. i have no idea how that could ever even think of proving to be a stupid idea.)
[6/5/2010 10:16:20 AM] Ari: I grinned. "Oh, I'm going to have so much fun torturing all of you!"

Genesis pushed me towards Zack. "Take her!"

Zack pushed me towards Angeal. "No way! Too weird!"

Angeal then pushed me towards Sephiroth. "I can't have a child stay with me."

All of a sudden, a frying pan appeared in my hand and I smacked him upside the head with it. "Where the hell did that come from?"

"Iz haze the power of cookies on meiz side!" I said happily. "Well…..I'll go with Sephy-sama then. Since everyone else doesn't like me!"
[6/5/2010 10:16:52 AM | Edited 10:16:55 AM] Ari: (//respond:...buh. just...buh. man, this might just be so stupid my brain will just give OUT. fuck.)
[6/5/2010 10:17:18 AM] Ari: Angeal rubbed where I hit him softly. "You can't stay with me."

"Yeah, you look 12 to me." Genesis said.

A vein appeared on my forehead. "I'M 18 DAMMNIT!"

"You don't look 18 to me." Zack says.

"Shut it puppy!"

"Why does everyone call me that?" Zack yelled, anime tears falling down his face.

"Because you look like a puppy!" I said and ruffled his hair. "Hmm?" I felt how spiky his hair was. "Ooohhhhhhhh!" I ran my fingers through Zack's hair.

"What are you doing?" Angeal asks.

"I love your hair Zack!" I smiled.

"I feel so loved!" Zack smiled.
[6/5/2010 10:18:16 AM] Ari: (//respond:i'll spork this because the girl can't talk; the first thing she'd DO is go on a hair-petting spree. but in non-fangirl perspectives, jesus. anime tears? this game is geniunely serious and the character models are realistic. it might sound nitpicky, but right now, this world is REALITY. reality doesn't have "anime tears.")
[6/5/2010 10:18:32 AM] Ari: I stared at the back of Sephiroth's head as we made our way down the hallway. I stared at the long silvery hair that was just waiting to be touched.

Without thinking, I walked up and grabbed a small handful and tugged a little. "What are you doing?"

"How come your hair is so silky? What kind of shampoo do you use?" I ask, running my fingers through it. I had a habit of touching people's hair today. Yay for me! "Your hair defies gravity! I wish mine did…"

He let out a sigh.

We finally reached his place, which was an apartment in the building. "I'll be gone for a while, make yourself at home." He left.

I blinked and grinned. "Never leave your apartment to a mentally insane teenage girl."
[6/5/2010 10:18:53 AM] Julie: metally insane?
[6/5/2010 10:19:01 AM] Julie: as opposed to what, exactly?
[6/5/2010 10:19:08 AM] Ari: (//respond:see, it's not just you, girl. but wow, i speak for all the geniunely mentally ill people when i say WAY TO BE ABLEIST DICKBAGS >:()
[6/5/2010 10:20:51 AM] Ari: "Jesus Crimmany, how much ice cream can one man have?" I said and took out a small box of strawberry ice cream. I grabbed a spoon and dug in. All of a sudden, I heard slight whimpering.

I put my ice cream down and looked around for the whimpering. I looked under the bed and saw a full grown Guard Hound under the bed, whimpering. It looked like a big cat, but with a tentacle on its back.

"Its okay, come on out." I said to the hellcat.

It took a few tries, but the hellcat finally came out. It licked my hand. "Aww, you're so cute." I stroked its head. It purred.

"Hmmm, what should I call you?" I wondered. It was female. "I think I'll call you….Midnight."
[6/5/2010 10:21:08 AM] Ari: I'm not gonna lie, the idea of Sephiroth having the worst eating habits ever amuses me on some level.
[6/5/2010 10:21:13 AM] Ari: (//respond:shutup you're supposed to be sporking.)
[6/5/2010 10:21:14 AM] Ari: Oh go die.
[6/5/2010 10:21:24 AM] Julie: midnight REALLY
[6/5/2010 10:21:25 AM] Ari: (//respond:ANYWAYS. Midnight? Stupidest name ever. Jee-ZOO.)
[6/5/2010 10:21:37 AM] Ari: haha julie you and steve are like N*SYNC
[6/5/2010 10:21:37 AM] Ari: /shot/
[6/5/2010 10:21:44 AM] Ari: (//respond:you deserved that.)
[6/5/2010 10:21:46 AM] Ari: hate you.
[6/5/2010 10:22:07 AM] Ari: "What….? Shell, what's the meaning of this?" Sephiroth asks, eyeing Midnight.

"I found her under your bed."

"Zack…..I'm gonna kill him."

Midnight leaped out of my lap and walked over to sniff him. "Maybe she likes you." I say. Then, Midnight hit him in the face with her paw. "Or not….." she came back over to my lap.

Sephiroth rubbed the sore spot on his cheek. "Please tell me you're not keeping her."

"Yep! What better way to torture you?" I asked, stroking Midnight's back.
[6/5/2010 10:22:28 AM] Ari: (//respond:...doesn't she...LIKE him? i mean really. just...worst flirter EVER. even the GIRL could do better.)
[6/5/2010 10:22:30 AM | Edited 10:22:38 AM] Julie: AT LEAST GO FOR IRONY AND NAME IT CERBERUS OR SOMRTHING
[6/5/2010 10:22:31 AM] Ari: >:(
[6/5/2010 10:23:04 AM] Ari: "Shell, did you hear screaming?" Zack asks.

"I did. Why do you ask? Did you hear it too?"

"Yes, I think Seph might be in trouble."

Might be in trouble? Him? Isn't he supposed to be the general who isn't afraid of anything? I thought. "Alright, what do you want me to do?"
[6/5/2010 10:23:21 AM] Ari: (//respond:LET'S LET THE TOTALLY INEXPERIENCED EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE SAVE THE SUPERSTRONG GENERAL. WOW THAT WILL GO SO WELL.)
[6/5/2010 10:23:56 AM] Ari: When I reached Sephiroth's room, I punched in the numbers on the keypad and the door unlocked. I went in and found his boots up against the wall with clothes on the ground, leading to the bedroom. When I reached the bedroom, my eyes widened, beads of sweat rolling down my face. I pulled out my cell phone and dialed Zack's number.

"Did you find him?"

"Y-yeah, Zack….come quick. I'm in his room." I replied shakily.

"Alright, be there soon."

I hung up and put my phone into my pocket. I walked over till I was beside the bed. Poor Seph….why does Hojo do these things to him?
[6/5/2010 10:24:01 AM] Ari: (//respond:because he's evil?)
[6/5/2010 10:24:16 AM] Ari: (//respond:but seriously, jesus christ man. at least let us see the HORRIBLE TORTURE AND AGONY OMFG OMFG NO WAI.)
[6/5/2010 10:25:23 AM] Ari: This time? Hojo's been doing this for a while? I thought. Suddenly, Zack's phone rang and he answered it. "Now? Alright, I'll be there in a couple minutes." He sighed and then hung up. He looked at me. "I gotta go. Angeal wants me for something. I'll be back in a while, watch him for me Shell." He said patting my shoulder as he walked past me.

I watched as he left. "Hey…" I heard Seph say and I turned to him. "You don't have to stay. I'm just tired."

"But….." I stammered. "Zack…told me too…."

"Zack just overreacted. I'll be fine. Go." He turned, his back facing me.

"O-okay…." I said. I stared at him for a moment and then reached out to touch him. I then stopped and drew my hand back. No one has permission to touch something as beautiful as him…I don't deserve him, no one deserves him…..
[6/5/2010 10:25:31 AM] Ari: (//respond:stiiilll not seeing the torture.)
[6/5/2010 10:25:32 AM] Ari: Oh hush.
[6/5/2010 10:25:46 AM] Ari: (//respond:but seriously OMFG NO ONE DESERVES HIM HE'S SO BEAUTIFUUULLLL OMFG)
[6/5/2010 10:25:48 AM] Ari: aargh.
[6/5/2010 10:26:29 AM] Julie: was there a pov switch I missed?
[6/5/2010 10:26:43 AM] Ari: Raven knew ever since she got that necklace from her grandma, it wasn't normal. So when two Turks named Reno and Rude come to her school, she is transported into the universe of Final Fantasy VII, where she meets a certain silver haired man. SephxOC
[6/5/2010 10:26:48 AM] Ari: SPORKIN' THAT NEXT
[6/5/2010 10:26:51 AM] Ari: (//respond:oh god fuck me)
[6/5/2010 10:26:52 AM] Ari: love you too honey
[6/5/2010 10:26:56 AM] Ari: Anyways,
[6/5/2010 10:27:09 AM] Ari: I think?I can't even remember.
[6/5/2010 10:27:25 AM] Julie: what's a turk?
[6/5/2010 10:28:01 AM] Ari: They're sort of like ShinRa's Gestapo.
[6/5/2010 10:28:11 AM] Ari: Only not as batshit insane in a sociopathic way.
[6/5/2010 10:28:14 AM] Ari: Still crazy.
[6/5/2010 10:28:53 AM] Ari: "Since Hojo is a crazy, mad, ugly scientist, nobody likes him." I replied.
[6/5/2010 10:29:00 AM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 10:29:02 AM] Ari: I love you, Steve.
[6/5/2010 10:29:09 AM] Ari: (//respond:you're welcome.)
[6/5/2010 10:29:31 AM] Ari: I picked up my paper and handed it to Genesis. "Tell me if these are good ways to kill Hojo."

He read over them and nodded. "Even I didn't think of those kinds of ideas."
[6/5/2010 10:29:49 AM] Julie: WHAT IDEAS
[6/5/2010 10:30:07 AM] Ari: (//respond:wow, jesus christ. this is kind of stupid. understatement, sure. but GAWD i mean, GAWD i mean, FFFFF he's at least INSANE and INTERESTING.)
[6/5/2010 10:31:21 AM] Julie: EVEN I DIDNT THINK OF THOSE IDEAS
[6/5/2010 10:31:24 AM] Ari: Once again, I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, whatever." I muttered and continued to my 'Ways to Kill Hojo'.

"Why is everyone in my apartment?"

"Well, we were all worried about you." Genesis replied.

I stared at Cloud. He caught me. "What?" he asks.

"How old are you?" I ask. Yes, I'm random at times.

"14." He replied. "You?"

"18."

"Whhat?" Zack exclaims. "You're older than me!"

"So?" I shrugged. "Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth are all probably the same age."

"How'd you figure that?" Genesis asks.

"Meh, I guessed." I answered.

"How the heck do we go from killing Hojo, to puppies and then to ages?" Zack asks.

"I'm a person of randomness." I say. "I ask a lot of random questions."
[6/5/2010 10:31:49 AM] Julie: no you're nooooooot
[6/5/2010 10:31:52 AM | Edited 10:31:54 AM] Ari: (//respond:well /my/ sporking bitch goes from goosebumps to pokemon rule 34. BEAT THAT.)
[6/5/2010 10:32:06 AM] Julie: whhat~?
[6/5/2010 10:32:11 AM] Julie: XDX
[6/5/2010 10:32:23 AM] Julie: why are they worried
[6/5/2010 10:32:34 AM | Edited 10:32:39 AM] Julie: how many chapters have they known her nao
[6/5/2010 10:32:44 AM] Ari: Oh no,
[6/5/2010 10:32:48 AM] Ari: thankfully, they meant Seph.
[6/5/2010 10:33:02 AM] Julie: oh POV switch?
[6/5/2010 10:33:05 AM] Ari: "Oh, ya think?" Genesis said sarcastically. I threw my pencil at him, which bounced off his forehead. He grabbed my pencil before it hit the ground.

"Can I have my pencil back?" the answer to my question, he snapped it in half and it WAS a mechanical pencil. "What the hell did you do that for?" I growl.

"You threw it at me."

I glared at him and then opened my bag and found my pencil case. I opened it and took another mechanical pencil out. I zipped my pencil case up and put it in my bag. "Too bad, I got more."

"Then I'll snap that one."

"You snap my pencil; I'll snap your neck."
[6/5/2010 10:33:17 AM] Ari: (//respond:SNAPPING THE NECK OF A SUPERSOLDIER IS SO EASY LOL jesus fucking christ)
[6/5/2010 10:34:59 AM] Ari: Finally! I got to go on a mission with Genesis, Zack, Cloud, Angeal and Sephiroth. I convinced them to let me go because I had Midnight with me, who was sleeping on my lap.

"Are we there yet?" I ask.

"No." Angeal replied.

"Are we there yet?" Zack asks.

"No." Genesis replied annoyed.

"Are we there yet?" Both Zack and I ask.

"No!" Sephiroth yelled.

"Are. We. There. Yet?" we asked again.

"FOR MINERVA'S SAKE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Genesis snapped.

"ARE WE THERE YET?" we ask again.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth yelled at the same time.

Both Zack and I cringed. Cloud just shook his head. "You two like to piss them off, don't you?"

"Cloud, where did you learn language like that?" Zack asks.

Cloud pointed to Genesis and Sephiroth. I whacked Genesis across the head with my book.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?"

I hit him again. "Don't use that kind of language around Cloudy-boy!"

"He's freaking 14!"

"So?"
[6/5/2010 10:35:18 AM] Ari: (//respond:when the hell did this happen?! i don't even know what is going ON and yet i hate this story dear god.)
[6/5/2010 10:35:41 AM] Julie: ._.
"Where the fuck are we going anyway?" Cloud asks.

"CLOUD!"

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THAT?"

"STOP CUSSING AROUND HIM!"

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL HITTING ME? HE'S THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK!"

"NOW YOU JUST SAID IT!"

"WOULD ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SLICE OFF YOUR DAMN HEADS?"
[6/5/2010 10:36:10 AM] Ari: (//respond:i don't know either cloud, it's okay. ._.)
[6/5/2010 10:36:27 AM | Edited 10:36:47 AM] Julie: who cares about their swearing habits really
[6/5/2010 10:37:15 AM] Ari: I know, I cuss like a sailor and none of you bat a motherfuckin' cuntfucking shitmother(//respond:WE GET IT) right sorry, none of you bat an eyelash.
[6/5/2010 10:37:50 AM] Julie: I know 9-year-olds who swear more in an hour than this entire damn story
[6/5/2010 10:38:05 AM] Julie: fourteen yearolds are WORSE
[6/5/2010 10:38:12 AM] Julie: so just /flail
[6/5/2010 10:38:28 AM] Ari: (//respond:the girl is fifteen and you know how bad she is.)
[6/5/2010 10:38:33 AM] Ari: I'm not THAT bad!
[6/5/2010 10:38:35 AM] Ari: (//respond:yes you are.)
[6/5/2010 10:38:39 AM] Ari: Go die >:(
[6/5/2010 10:39:06 AM] Ari: Suddenly, Midnight jumped over me and at the wolf, teeth bared. She snapped her teeth onto the wolf's throat and snapped its neck. The wolf died.
[6/5/2010 10:39:15 AM] Ari: The flat "the wolf died." made me giggle for no real reason.
[6/5/2010 10:39:55 AM] Julie: /snerk
[6/5/2010 10:40:00 AM] Julie: it is oddly funny.
[6/5/2010 10:40:03 AM] Ari: All of a sudden, ice cold water fell onto my face. I let out a scream and sat up, my hair and face wet. Genesis stood with a clear glass cup in his hand and a grin on his face.

"You bastard!" I screeched. A frying pan suddenly appeared in my right hand and I grinned evilly. He paled and ran away. I chased him around the room.

As noted, Zack, Cloud, Angeal and Sephiroth watched as I chased Genesis around the room, yelling profanities and hitting him a few times with the frying pan.
[6/5/2010 10:40:20 AM] Ari: (//respond:...why didn't she just fight the wolves off with her frying pan? or...would that make too much sense?)
[6/5/2010 10:40:22 AM] Ari: Too much sense.
[6/5/2010 10:40:26 AM] Ari: (//respond:got it.)
[6/5/2010 10:40:59 AM] Julie: the 'all of a sudden' was pointless
[6/5/2010 10:41:04 AM] Julie: she uses it too much
[6/5/2010 10:41:28 AM] Ari: "Hey! I forgot to tell you guys!" Zack suddenly said. All of us looked at him. "There's the annual dance coming up. It's for Soldiers, Turks and some other people."

"So, what about it?" I ask.

"That means you would have to wear a dress."

I stared at Zack, taking in what he had said. "HELL NO!"
[6/5/2010 10:41:36 AM] Ari: (//respond:A DANCE HOW CONVIENIENT.)
[6/5/2010 10:41:46 AM] Julie: WOW A DANCE REALLY
[6/5/2010 10:42:12 AM] Julie: why would SOLIDERS go to a DANCE
[6/5/2010 10:44:08 AM] Ari: (//respond:actually, the girl did put something like that into a story, but it was more for the sake of a political gathering. think those fundraisers that politicians and so on have; president shinra would need one from time to time, and thus, those under his jurisdiction; i.e. SOLDIERs and Turks would be invited as well.)
[6/5/2010 10:44:48 AM | Edited 10:44:56 AM] Julie: well somehow I don't think something so sensable will show up in this thing.
[6/5/2010 10:45:20 AM] Ari: This is true.
[6/5/2010 10:45:37 AM] Ari: Also I admit it was also because I have a small fetish for writing ball and dance scenes.
[6/5/2010 10:45:40 AM] Ari: but,
[6/5/2010 10:45:43 AM] Ari: since the chapter was short and stupid,
[6/5/2010 10:45:52 AM] Ari: omfg attempted rape DRAMA and so on.
[6/5/2010 10:45:57 AM] Ari: don't even care. ._.
[6/5/2010 10:46:08 AM] Ari: "When I went to Rufus's room, a saw a man carrying him out the window. The man had no face, so we'll call him The Faceless Man." Tseng explained.
[6/5/2010 10:46:29 AM] Ari: (//respond:oh for the love of christ they made TSENG sound like a retard!? It's TSENG! COMMANDER OF THE FUCKING TURKS!)
[6/5/2010 10:46:32 AM] Ari: DAMN RIGHT!
[6/5/2010 10:46:38 AM] Ari: (Tseng fangirl so hard)
[6/5/2010 10:47:23 AM] Ari: Suddenly, a noise caught my attention. I looked over and saw the stairs being pulled up. "Someone's pulling the stairs up!" we ran towards the stairs. I grabbed onto the end of the stairs and looked over to see Sephiroth fighting a few guys with masks on.

"Get out of here and warn the others!" he yelled.

Shit, what do I do? What do I do? I thought. I thought for a second and then let go of the stairs, landing on my feet. I pulled out a kunai from my pocket
[6/5/2010 10:47:35 AM] Julie: her bland department of redundency department amuses yet horrifies.
[6/5/2010 10:47:38 AM] Ari: (//respond:lol that just amuses me for no reason. it's like OMFG LET'S EXPLAIN SOMETHING WE JUST SAW!)
[6/5/2010 10:47:46 AM] Ari: (//respond:also where the fuck did she get a kunai?)
[6/5/2010 10:48:53 AM] Ari: "Her name is Shell Harty and she came from a world called Earth. Very different from ours." The man said. "I want them both."

"But sir, I thought you said that you only wanted him."

"The girl has some kind of hidden power within her. It could seem useful to me. I want them both. Do not fail me again."
[6/5/2010 10:49:05 AM] Ari: (//respond:uh, dude? wrong chick, man. all she's done is do fuck all and get herself hurt a lot.)
[6/5/2010 10:49:51 AM | Edited 10:49:58 AM] Julie: SOME KIND OF HIDDEN POWER? GEE WHIZ, I NEVER WHOULDA THUNK IT!
[6/5/2010 10:50:19 AM] Ari: All of a sudden, I heard the door in the room open and I looked up to see a woman in her early 20's with long curly black hair and dark blue eyes. She wore a tight black leather outfit that showed her chest off. "Ah, so the girl awakens." The woman spoke. She had a slight Russian accent.
[6/5/2010 10:50:25 AM] Ari: (//respond:OH FUCK IT'S A JAMES BOND MOVIE)
[6/5/2010 10:50:36 AM] Ari: "This is our hideout, where no one has ever found." The woman replied.
[6/5/2010 10:50:50 AM] Ari: (//respond:MIXED WITH ENGRISH OH GOD IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.)
[6/5/2010 10:51:38 AM] Ari: Quera turned around only to have the Knights of the Round Table come out of nowhere and slash at her. She would grunt every time and when the last knight struck her, her head was cut off and it clattered to the ground. Her body also fell to the ground.
[6/5/2010 10:51:54 AM] Julie: DEPARTMEN
[6/5/2010 10:51:55 AM] Ari: (//respond:you know, that deadpan at the end just makes me giggle, although i don't think that's the response she really wants...)
[6/5/2010 10:52:12 AM] Julie: .__________________.
[6/5/2010 10:52:34 AM] Ari: "Meh, it's alright Zack." I shrugged, which hurt my shoulders. "How long was I out?"

"Hmmm, it would be about almost two years now. It's the 1st of August." Genesis replied.
[6/5/2010 10:52:41 AM] Ari: (//respond:...what.)
[6/5/2010 10:52:44 AM] Ari: Yeah, that's what I said.
[6/5/2010 10:52:55 AM] Ari: (//respond:no, seriously, WHAT. worst. timeskip. EVER.)
[6/5/2010 10:52:58 AM] Julie: 'n what I thought.
[6/5/2010 10:53:02 AM] Julie: yep.
[6/5/2010 10:54:56 AM] Ari: Well she basically fucked up Seph and told him the whole story and then she killed Hojo and REALLY guys he's actually cool if a total monster but GAWD.
[6/5/2010 10:55:54 AM] Julie: isn't he the helltastic lego monster
[6/5/2010 10:56:00 AM] Julie: or something
[6/5/2010 10:56:28 AM] Ari: yes
[6/5/2010 10:56:31 AM | Edited 10:56:33 AM] Ari: only he's actually a real person
[6/5/2010 10:56:38 AM] Ari: that's just him as aone winged angel dude
[6/5/2010 10:56:42 AM] Ari: I smiled and snuggled closer to him. I don't really know what happened, but I think I fell asleep. Listening to the sound of his heartbeat.

…

Me: God, I'm just in love with this story.
[6/5/2010 10:56:49 AM] Ari: (//respond:i'm not OHSNAP)
[6/5/2010 10:57:15 AM] Julie: oh if only she wrote 'I feel asleep' then my day would be perfect.
[6/5/2010 10:58:25 AM] Ari: totes, right? xDD
[6/5/2010 10:59:31 AM] Ari: SHINRA

ALL OF US HAVE LEFT SHINRA AND SOLDIER.

OUR GOAL NOW IS TO DEFEAT SHINRA.

TRY AND STOP US IF YOU CAN.

SHELL

P.S. WE'RE NOT CRAZY
[6/5/2010 10:59:36 AM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle)
...
[6/5/2010 11:00:08 AM] Julie: I...
[6/5/2010 11:00:17 AM] Julie: wat.
[6/5/2010 11:01:23 AM] Julie: Is...is that a letter?
[6/5/2010 11:01:46 AM] Julie: or a fucked-up telegram without STOPs
[6/5/2010 11:01:53 AM] Julie: or just what?'
[6/5/2010 11:04:08 AM] Ari: it' carved into a mako reactor.
[6/5/2010 11:04:12 AM] Julie: ?
[6/5/2010 11:04:12 AM | Edited 11:04:14 AM] Ari: god sporking this almost hurts.
[6/5/2010 11:04:46 AM] Ari: "But I don't think its enough." I said, putting my hand to my chin. "I have to try something else besides my voice…" I thought for a few moments and then a light bulb went off in my head. "I gots it!"

"And what would that be?" Zack asks. Everyone watched as I put one finger under Seph's chin and tilted his head up.

"Is she doing what I think she's doing?" Genesis asks.

I then brought my face close to his and pressed my lips to his.

"She is." Angeal said in monotone.

Seph's eyes widened and then I pulled away. "Yay! You're awake!" my face turned crimson. "Eh….I guess that's how you wake him up." My face grew redder and I pushed both my index fingers together and walked away.

"Well…..that was unexpected." Genesis says.

"Holy freaking crap!" Zack said, throwing his hands in the air. "I can't believe she did that!"

"Did what?" Seph asks, blinking.

"Dude, did you not notice? She kissed you! And that woke you up!" Zack replied.

All of a sudden, a frying pan appeared out of nowhere and hit Zack across the head. The frying pan disappeared. Zack rubbed the sore spot on his head. "Ow… I guess she's telling me to shut up."
[6/5/2010 11:04:51 AM] Ari: (//respond:TRUE LOVE'S KISS fff(
[6/5/2010 11:05:33 AM] Julie: /facepalm
[6/5/2010 11:09:10 AM] Ari: fuck it man I can't even aaah
[6/5/2010 11:09:26 AM] Ari: would've been happy if she met you just once."

I would be.

I jumped. "Huh? Where'd that voice come from?" I looked around.

"What's the matter?"

"I heard a voice….sounded like it was in my head."

I am.

"Who are you…?" My voice trailed off. "Lucrecia…"

Yes. Shell, I wish I was there to thank you for everything. Now my son knows I'm his mother.

"It was the best I could do." I spoke. "How…..are you even speaking to me Lucrecia?"

You have a connection to the Lifestream, Shell. For some reason, when you came to this world, you were able to hear the planet and people from the Lifestream.

"A connection…..to the Lifestream….."

Thank you, for everything. I don't have much time left, so can you do one favor for me?

"What?"

Tell my son…..I love him.
[6/5/2010 11:09:32 AM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 11:09:40 AM] Ari: It'd be sweet if it wasn't so retarded.
[6/5/2010 11:09:57 AM] Julie: Julie doesn't get it anyway
[6/5/2010 11:10:32 AM] Ari: AND SHE KEEPS SWITCHING POV
[6/5/2010 11:10:33 AM] Ari: GOD
[6/5/2010 11:10:35 AM] Ari: I HATE THIS AAAH
[6/5/2010 11:10:42 AM] Julie: D:
[6/5/2010 11:12:26 AM] Ari: "Bah, I never liked Shinra anyway!" the man said with a laugh. "There's an empty house next to mine, but you guys are welcome to stay as long as you like! The name's Cid Highwind!"
[6/5/2010 11:12:32 AM] Ari: He hasn't cursed yet. this is blasphemy.
[6/5/2010 11:15:15 AM] Ari: /fistshake of RAEG/
[6/5/2010 11:48:09 AM] Liah Cauthon: -dies-
[6/5/2010 11:48:26 AM | Edited 11:48:43 AM] Liah Cauthon: You spell Zackary with an 'A'.
[6/5/2010 11:49:02 AM] Liah Cauthon: Zackary is his fanon full name.
[6/5/2010 11:49:59 AM] Liah Cauthon: and oh gods someone please kill this girl.
[6/5/2010 11:50:26 AM] Liah Cauthon: tseng is not an idiot, he is smarter than you.
[6/5/2010 11:50:34 AM] Liah Cauthon: he has a crush on aeris.
[6/5/2010 11:50:47 AM] Liah Cauthon: he used to have a ponytail.
[6/5/2010 11:50:57 AM] Liah Cauthon: he had to tell her that zack died.
[6/5/2010 11:51:38 AM] Liah Cauthon: he fucking tried to deliver every single letter aerits ever wrote to zack while they had to
[6/5/2010 11:51:41 AM] Liah Cauthon: hunt
[6/5/2010 11:51:42 AM] Liah Cauthon: him
[6/5/2010 11:51:49 AM] Liah Cauthon: down
[6/5/2010 11:52:34 AM] Liah Cauthon: he didn't want to have to recapture zack and cloud.
[6/5/2010 11:52:46 AM] Liah Cauthon: he let cissnei help them.
[6/5/2010 11:53:18 AM] Liah Cauthon: angeal does not speak in monotone.
[6/5/2010 11:53:46 AM] Liah Cauthon: genesis is the second coming of gackt.
[6/5/2010 11:54:04 AM] Liah Cauthon: ...
[6/5/2010 11:55:13 AM] Liah Cauthon: and oh gods who dared use Knights Of The Round?
[6/5/2010 11:55:34 AM] Liah Cauthon: also: it's the PLANET.
[6/5/2010 11:55:38 AM] Liah Cauthon: NOT GAIA.
[6/5/2010 11:55:50 AM] Liah Cauthon: POSSIBLY GAEA,
[6/5/2010 11:55:53 AM] Liah Cauthon: BUT NOT GAIA.
[6/5/2010 11:56:06 AM] Liah Cauthon: THE BLOODY PLANET.
[6/5/2010 11:56:12 AM] Liah Cauthon: and cid loved shera.
[6/5/2010 11:56:22 AM] Liah Cauthon: he saved her goddamn life
[6/5/2010 11:57:04 AM] Liah Cauthon: -wants to lifestream bitchslap this girl so hard she's incased in mako-
[6/5/2010 11:57:12 AM] Julie: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5283622/1/My_Adventures_on_Gaia
[6/5/2010 11:57:18 AM] Liah Cauthon: i bet she says mayko
[6/5/2010 11:57:21 AM | Edited 11:57:26 AM] Julie: here, flameity-flame~
[6/5/2010 11:57:28 AM] Liah Cauthon: instead of mahko.
[6/5/2010 11:57:48 AM] Dub: Me: This is the same character I used in I'M IN NARUTO and My Adventures in Kingdom Hearts.
[6/5/2010 11:57:57 AM] Liah Cauthon: kill it dead.
[6/5/2010 11:57:59 AM] Dub: MY NAME IS SHELL AND I'M A NINJA/NOBODY
[6/5/2010 11:58:12 AM] Liah Cauthon: nobody is right.
[6/5/2010 11:58:20 AM | Edited 11:58:30 AM] Liah Cauthon: Nobody isn't.
[6/5/2010 11:59:18 AM] Liah Cauthon: and this loser wouldn't know a kunoichi if the ninja bit her.
[6/5/2010 12:01:51 PM] Liah Cauthon: also: 125 pounds is an unhealthy weight for someone taller than I am.
[6/5/2010 12:02:22 PM] Liah Cauthon: -is 5'5", and at a very healthy weight of 140 something lbs-
and zack would be enlisting TURK help if he were running away from sephiroth.
[6/5/2010 12:03:42 PM | Edited 12:07:54 PM] Liah Cauthon: sephiroth would also not run.
[6/5/2010 12:04:20 PM] Liah Cauthon: he would wait until zack thought it was safe, and then go after him.
[6/5/2010 12:05:18 PM] Liah Cauthon: Anyone trespassing on Shin-Ra property would be apprehended by SOLDIER.
[6/5/2010 12:05:25 PM | Edited 12:05:33 PM] Liah Cauthon: or maybe the TURKS.
[6/5/2010 12:05:59 PM] Liah Cauthon: they wouldn't just get handcuffed.
[6/5/2010 12:06:07 PM] Liah Cauthon: they'd get sent to Tseng.
[6/5/2010 12:06:07 PM] Julie: holy shit you REALLY need to flame this
[6/5/2010 12:06:15 PM] Julie: it has like no bad reviews
[6/5/2010 12:06:40 PM] Liah Cauthon: once I'm finished, I will give it the flame to end all flames.
[6/5/2010 12:06:57 PM] Liah Cauthon: and I bet the author deleted the bad ones.
[6/5/2010 12:07:28 PM] Dub: the sad thing is that their profile is actually not completely stupid
[6/5/2010 12:07:35 PM] Liah Cauthon: and wtf, she ESCAPED from the handcuffs?
[6/5/2010 12:07:36 PM] Dub: which means they're probably just a bad writer =/
[6/5/2010 12:08:48 PM] Liah Cauthon: you can't escape from handcuffs unless you have a key.
[6/5/2010 12:09:02 PM] Liah Cauthon: that was how houdini did it.
[6/5/2010 12:09:30 PM] Liah Cauthon: 'magic' is 90% misdirection.
[6/5/2010 12:09:48 PM] Liah Cauthon: -was studying to be a magician-
[6/5/2010 12:10:53 PM] Liah Cauthon: the bones in your hand are too big to slip handcuffs over.
[6/5/2010 12:11:09 PM] Liah Cauthon: and SOLDIER have insanely good hearing.
[6/5/2010 12:11:32 PM] Liah Cauthon: they'd hear if she tried to pick the locks.
[6/5/2010 12:12:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: and where is the leviathan-damned comma before 'yo?'
[6/5/2010 12:12:36 PM] Liah Cauthon: you also don't capitalize 'yo'.
[6/5/2010 12:12:53 PM] Liah Cauthon: it is a verbal tick, ya?
[6/5/2010 12:13:41 PM] Liah Cauthon: you wouldn't be bleeding from escaping handcuffs.
[6/5/2010 12:14:07 PM] Liah Cauthon: you'd be seriously injured, you'd have to break one of the bones in your hand.
[6/5/2010 12:14:57 PM] Liah Cauthon: go cuff yourself with your fingers
[6/5/2010 12:15:04 PM] Liah Cauthon: and then try to escape.
[6/5/2010 12:15:39 PM] Liah Cauthon: you can't get them over your hand unless you make the circle bigger.
[6/5/2010 12:16:08 PM] Liah Cauthon: and SOLDIER would also smell the blood.
[6/5/2010 12:16:41 PM | Edited 12:17:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: you can't escape a SOLDIER unless you're really familiar with the landscape.
[6/5/2010 12:17:47 PM] Liah Cauthon: they have the blood of the PLANET in their bodies.
[6/5/2010 12:18:08 PM] Liah Cauthon: -and firsts also have JENOVA cells-
His right hand was running through my wet hair and he increased the kiss, begging for entrance. I smirked and allowed him to pass. He then pulled away, panting and leaning his forehead against mine. "Do you know….how long I've waited to do that?"

"A w-while, I'm guessing." I answered.

"Over a year."

"But why?" I ask. "Of all the million other girls in the world, why choose me?"

His thumb traced the scar along my cheek. "Because you're different. You're not like any other girl I've met before."
[6/5/2010 1:28:16 PM] Ari: (//respond:oh god good luck getting laid with that line man.)
[6/5/2010 1:28:39 PM] Liah Cauthon: is this still that horrid fic?
[6/5/2010 1:29:15 PM] Ari: Yep.
[6/5/2010 1:29:26 PM] Liah Cauthon: also: the URL for my blog means 'Death on eagle's wings.'
[6/5/2010 1:29:41 PM] Ari: (//respond:i love watching humans kiss. it's like ARF SNARF RARFLE OM NOM NOM and it is HYSTERICAL.)
[6/5/2010 1:29:58 PM] Ari: Suddenly, a hand grabbed the back of my still damp jacket and pulled me away from Zack, his eyes all swirly like in an anime and was twitching slightly.
[6/5/2010 1:30:02 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle)
[6/5/2010 1:30:21 PM] Liah Cauthon: zack... was kissing her?
[6/5/2010 1:30:25 PM] Liah Cauthon: -dies-
[6/5/2010 1:30:27 PM] Ari: No, Seph was,
[6/5/2010 1:30:33 PM] Ari: but the eye thing, and arrrgh
[6/5/2010 1:30:38 PM] Liah Cauthon: -commits seppuku-
[6/5/2010 1:30:39 PM] Ari: it is the thing that annoys me the most,
[6/5/2010 1:30:49 PM] Ari: especially since FF isn't that cartoony anymore.
[6/5/2010 1:30:54 PM] Ari: And CC certainly wasn't.
[6/5/2010 1:31:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: it wasn't even cartoony in Last Order.
[6/5/2010 1:31:27 PM] Ari: OH FUCK THEY KILLED ANGEAL
[6/5/2010 1:31:29 PM] Ari: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[6/5/2010 1:31:31 PM] Liah Cauthon: or Case Of Denzel.
[6/5/2010 1:31:33 PM] Ari: FUCK THIS MAN FUCK THIS >
[6/5/2010 1:31:42 PM] Ari: /RAEG
[6/5/2010 1:31:48 PM] Liah Cauthon: Angeal was killed in COMBAT BY ZACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[6/5/2010 1:31:49 PM] Ari: (//respond:I AM STEVE HEAR ME ROAR)
[6/5/2010 1:32:05 PM] Ari: haha this is why you don't let fangirls spork fic. We take this shit serious.
[6/5/2010 1:32:15 PM] Liah Cauthon: //Fran: stupid Humes.
[6/5/2010 1:32:32 PM] Liah Cauthon: (fran is my loverly purple phone.)
[6/5/2010 1:32:48 PM] Ari: I pulled out a red summon Materia and realized what it was. I smirked. "TERRA FLARE!" I yelled, holding the Materia above me as it glowed.

I could see through Bahamut ZERO's eyes as it began to power up towards the Earth. Then, it let loose this massive bright blue and white beam of non-elemental energy that broke through the clouds and hit Proud Clod, causing 9999 damage, like in the boss battles.
[6/5/2010 1:32:54 PM] Ari: (//respond:oh jesus fucking christ.)
[6/5/2010 1:32:59 PM] Ari: What he said.
[6/5/2010 1:33:00 PM] Liah Cauthon: NO.
[6/5/2010 1:33:05 PM] Liah Cauthon: SHE DID NOT.
[6/5/2010 1:33:09 PM] Ari: Yes she did.
[6/5/2010 1:33:15 PM] Liah Cauthon: -RAGE-
[6/5/2010 1:33:29 PM] Liah Cauthon: BAHAMUT WOULD NOT BE WIELDED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!
[6/5/2010 1:33:50 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND SUMMONS DON'T WORK AGAINST BOSSES IN CC!
[6/5/2010 1:34:03 PM] Ari: (//respond:maybe i should just let her take over.)
[6/5/2010 1:34:09 PM] Liah Cauthon: seriously, try odin-ing sephiroth.
[6/5/2010 1:34:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: it doesn't work.
[6/5/2010 1:34:20 PM] Ari: "Keep using summons until all of your MP is used!" I yelled and held up another summon. Knights of the Round. Zack used Typoon, Cloud used Hades, Tifa used Leviathan, Genesis used Neo Bahamut and Sephiroth used Alexander.
[6/5/2010 1:34:31 PM] Liah Cauthon: THAT IS IT!
[6/5/2010 1:34:46 PM] Liah Cauthon: SHE IS NOT WORTHY TO USE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!
[6/5/2010 1:34:53 PM] Ari: I put one foot on her stomach and glared at her. "This is for Angeal." I raised my sword and her eyes widened as I brought it down into her chest. She let out an ear splitting scream. "This is for trying to kill us the first time!" I yelled as I took out my sword, blood dripping from the tip and brought it back down into her chest again. "This is for everything you and Shinra have done!"

"Shell, stop!" Seph pulled me away from the barely alive Scarlet, who had blood pouring out of her mouth. Tears ran down my face as I dropped my blood covered sword and turned around, burying my face in his chest.
[6/5/2010 1:35:02 PM] Liah Cauthon: THAT IS FUCKING SACRED YOU WHORE!
[6/5/2010 1:35:17 PM] Ari: (//respond:you know, when you have a character that has killed like three people now, i'm not sure having her go WAAAH SEPHY is a good idea.)
[6/5/2010 1:35:38 PM] Liah Cauthon: and seriously, Tifa using Levianthan?
[6/5/2010 1:35:48 PM] Liah Cauthon: so not Wutaian enought.
[6/5/2010 1:35:56 PM] Ari: True this.
[6/5/2010 1:36:09 PM] Liah Cauthon: Dude, Scarlet is the bad guy?
[6/5/2010 1:36:14 PM] Liah Cauthon: -fail-
[6/5/2010 1:36:20 PM] Ari: No, Shinra is overall,
[6/5/2010 1:36:25 PM] Ari: but that scene was so narmy it was kinda funny.
[6/5/2010 1:36:28 PM] Liah Cauthon: ShinRa, darling.
[6/5/2010 1:36:34 PM] Ari: Right, thanks.
[6/5/2010 1:36:35 PM] Liah Cauthon: Shinra is the family.
[6/5/2010 1:36:42 PM] Liah Cauthon: ShinRa is the company.
[6/5/2010 1:36:53 PM] Ari: Discriminating is a pain in the ass sometimes.
[6/5/2010 1:37:11 PM] Liah Cauthon: Did you know the kanji on the ShinRa logo translates to 'Roman God?'
[6/5/2010 1:37:53 PM] Ari: Shell!

Lucrecia? What's wrong?

It's…Jenova…..she's…Materia….

Jenova…..about what Materia Lucrecia?

Black…..Materia….

My eyes widened. Black Materia? Jenova's trying to find the Black Materia?

Yes! You…..go…..there! Des…..troy it!

Lucrecia? Lucrecia!
[6/5/2010 1:37:55 PM] Ari: Awesome.
[6/5/2010 1:37:57 PM] Ari: But this,
[6/5/2010 1:37:58 PM] Liah Cauthon: and when the hell did bitch learn to use a sword?
[6/5/2010 1:38:00 PM] Ari: this pisses me off.
[6/5/2010 1:38:08 PM] Ari: WHY in the name of SHIVA has NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL VINCENT?!
[6/5/2010 1:38:14 PM] Ari: She OBVIOUSLY knows he exists,
[6/5/2010 1:38:24 PM] Liah Cauthon: -RAGE EVEN MORE-
[6/5/2010 1:38:33 PM] Ari: does ANYONE want to go tell Angstmuffin his crush is sort of kind of talking to this person!? I mean REALLY!!!!
[6/5/2010 1:38:45 PM] Liah Cauthon: IS HE STILL LOCKED IN THE BAHAMUT-DAMNED BASEMENT?
[6/5/2010 1:38:46 PM] Ari: (does actually ship Vin/Lucrecia tho not as much as Valenwind)
[6/5/2010 1:38:50 PM] Ari: I have no idea.
[6/5/2010 1:38:52 PM] Ari: I assume so.
[6/5/2010 1:38:59 PM] Ari: This appears to be following the events of CC...sort of.
[6/5/2010 1:39:04 PM | Removed 1:39:38 PM] Liah Cauthon: This message has been removed.
[6/5/2010 1:39:31 PM] Liah Cauthon: SHIVA, LET'S KILL US A BITCH.
[6/5/2010 1:39:52 PM] Ari: I looked at him. "What about her?"

"What did she look like?"

I blinked. "Well, she has long brown hair, green eyes, bangs like yours…actually, you look just like her."

"How can you tell?"

I shrugged. "I don't know. I just can.
[6/5/2010 1:39:58 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 1:40:01 PM] Julie: Julie facepalms
[6/5/2010 1:40:05 PM] Liah Cauthon: she did not.
[6/5/2010 1:40:13 PM] Liah Cauthon: she DID NOT.
[6/5/2010 1:40:33 PM] Ari: This is kind of funny to watch.
[6/5/2010 1:40:49 PM] Ari: He sighed. "Shell, we'll leave tomorrow morning. You need to stop thinking about this Black Materia for tonight and think about what we can do."

"What's that supposed….to?" my voice trailed off and my eyes widened at what I just realized what he had said. "OMG! Seph, are you a pervert?"
[6/5/2010 1:40:51 PM] Liah Cauthon: SHE IS GOING TO BURN IN IFRIT'S HELLFIRE.
[6/5/2010 1:40:55 PM] Ari: (//respond:OMG LIK NO WAI)
[6/5/2010 1:41:04 PM] Julie: OMGLOL
[6/5/2010 1:41:19 PM] Liah Cauthon: WHERE THE HELL IS AERITH.
[6/5/2010 1:42:21 PM] Ari: She was mentioned once,
[6/5/2010 1:42:23 PM] Dub: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLINGGGGGGGG
[6/5/2010 1:42:24 PM] Ari: and then never again.
[6/5/2010 1:42:41 PM] Liah Cauthon: and can SOMEBODY KILL THIS BITCH BEFORE SHE CORRUPTS SEPHIROTH.
[6/5/2010 1:42:54 PM] Julie: Too late I believe.
[6/5/2010 1:43:20 PM] Liah Cauthon: THERE IS NO WAY IN THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL THAT SEPHIROTH IS STRAIGHT.
[6/5/2010 1:43:48 PM] Ari: The general iis basically asexual, but I figure that's only in practice.
[6/5/2010 1:44:03 PM] Ari: Sorta like Xeh. Most likely asexual in practice, but leans towards guys.
[6/5/2010 1:44:09 PM] Liah Cauthon: HE USES A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO FOR HIS HAIR.
[6/5/2010 1:44:23 PM] Liah Cauthon: AN ENTIRE BOTTLE FOR ONE WASH.
[6/5/2010 1:44:35 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND HE'S PICKY ABOUT THE SCENTS.
[6/5/2010 1:45:12 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND HE IS A LEVIANTHAN-DAMNED GENIUS.
[6/5/2010 1:45:31 PM] Ari: Well he does have a LOT of hair. I use like a whole bottle in about a week.
[6/5/2010 1:45:36 PM] Ari: a BIG one, too.
[6/5/2010 1:46:06 PM] Ari: I shook my head. "No Seph, I have to get the Black Materia."

"Why can't we get it later?"

I sighed. "Seph, I'm sorry. But I have to go back." I walked up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Take care of Midnight for me okay?" I could hear my voice breaking.

His eyes widened. "Shell, don't."

"I'm sorry!" I cried and ran back towards the room with the murals. While running, I cast Comet and destroyed any way possible of getting in or out. I approached the Black Materia. "Well, guess this is the end of the line. Sorry Jenova, but you won't ever get the Black Materia." I then grabbed the Materia with both hands and started to pull. As I pulled, the temple shook and then I was able to pull the Black Materia off the alter. The walls around me started to collapse.

The ceiling above me started to give in. I looked up and then closed my eyes with a smile, a single tear rolling down my face. Sorry…

And the ceiling came down.
[6/5/2010 1:46:20 PM] Ari: (//respond:please let her get skooshed please let her get skooshed please let her get skooshed.)
[6/5/2010 1:47:19 PM] Ari: She was almost completely covered in blood and her left arm was missing. He checked for a pulse and found a very weak one. "Shell…?" he gently shook her right shoulder.

Suddenly, she let out a whimper and opened her eyes. "Argh…..my arm hurts…"

"Shell…..your arm is gone." He said quietly.

All of a sudden, she burst into tears. "I'm sorry! I had to get the Black Materia! I had too!"

He pulled her towards him as she cried. "It's alright….as long as you're okay."

She let out a choked sigh and closed her eyes. He almost panicked, but relaxed when he felt her breathing. He sighed in relief. Thank Minerva…

His eyes glanced down at her stump and widened when it started to grow back. "What the hell?"

"Her arm….is growing back…" Zack said slowly, eyes also wide.

Her left arm grew back in about a minute. They walked back to the chopper and Tifa started working on her other wounds. Tifa noticed she was clenching something in her right hand. Tifa was able to unclench it and found the Black Materia.

"She did get it….." Tifa smiled down at the sleeping girl and continued with her wounds.

….

"How is she?"

"Alright. Her wounds seemed a bit serious, so I used Cure on her wounds and then bandaged them up. She should be fine." Tifa replied.

Sephiroth sighed in relief. "Thank you….." he murmured.

"I have a question. Do you love her?" Tifa asks, tilting her head to the side.

He looked down at the ground. "…Yes."
[6/5/2010 1:47:23 PM] Ari: (//respond:GOD. DAMMIT.)
[6/5/2010 1:47:41 PM] Liah Cauthon: DID SHE RE-FUCKING-GENERATE?
[6/5/2010 1:47:52 PM] Ari: His arms gently went around me, careful of my wounds and I could feel his chin on the top of my head. "I thought you were dead…"

I laughed a little. "So did I. Until I found out that my heart was still beating. I also got the Black Materia."
[6/5/2010 1:48:02 PM] Ari: (//respond:haha stupidest thing ever.)
[6/5/2010 1:48:18 PM] Liah Cauthon: THIS GOES AGAINST THE LAWS OF EVERYTHING.
[6/5/2010 1:48:39 PM] Dub: and her left arm was missing.AND ZOIDBERG
[6/5/2010 1:48:39 PM] Liah Cauthon: THE BLACK MATERIA TEMPLE KILLS WHOEVER SOLVES IT.
[6/5/2010 1:48:42 PM] Ari: "Find a way to destroy it." I replied. I should tell him now…..so if I die next time, he'll know. "Seph…..I want to tell you something."

I felt his finger go under my chin and tilt it up, kissing me lightly. "Let me guess. 'I love you'."

My eyes widened. "H-how did you know?" I ask, blushing.

His thumb traced the still scar on my cheek. "Because I do too." And he tilted his head, fully kissing me. I wrapped my arms loosely around his neck and kissed back with as much emotion that had been building up over the last 2 years. I sat on my knees on his lap, my hands on the sides of his neck, still kissing him.

His arms went around my waist and pulled me closer, his chest pushing up against mine. This is every fangirl's dream and I'm living it. I thought happily and his lips left mine, kissing my jaw and then neck.

A small moan escaped from my throat as he found my weak spot and I slowly started to unbutton his shirt. His hand rested on my hip, kissing me passionately on the lips. He licked my bottom lip, begging for entrance. I smirked and parted my mouth, both of us fighting for dominance.

Eventually he won and lowered me onto the soft grass. It tickled my bare skin. His hands were on either side of my head, supporting his weight while still kissing me. I completely unbuttoned his shirt and it fell off his shoulders onto the ground.

I bolted up, eyes wide and panting heavily. I looked over to my right, seeing Tifa and the others asleep. I sniffed and rubbed the sweat away from my face and neck. "God, what a dream….." I muttered. "It felt so real though…."
[6/5/2010 1:48:54 PM] Ari: (//respond:BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF)
[6/5/2010 1:48:56 PM] Ari: what he said.
[6/5/2010 1:49:08 PM] Liah Cauthon: THAT IS WHY CAIT SITH WAS THE ONE TO GO INSIDE.
[6/5/2010 1:49:34 PM | Edited 1:49:46 PM] Liah Cauthon: BECAUSE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY LIVING, AND NO ONE WOULD REALLY DIE.
[6/5/2010 1:49:55 PM] Ari: "Aw, I guess your little boyfriend is mine now."

A woman in her early twenties stood next to Seph, whose eyes were now a dull grey color. "Wha…..what did you do to him?" I yell.

The woman chuckled. "He's mine now little girl." She grabbed him by the neck and kissed him.

"You idiot! What are you doing?" Genesis yells. "Shell's the one you love, not her!"

The woman pulled her hand back and thrust it into Seph's chest, ripping through flesh and bone and coming right out his back. The woman pulled away, with an evil grin.

Everything just seemed to freeze up, like someone had stopped time. My eyes widened to the size of plates as tears began to slowly roll down my face. "SEPHIROTH!"
[6/5/2010 1:50:07 PM] Ari: (//respond:WAIT YOU GOT THE WRONG SUE)
[6/5/2010 1:50:14 PM] Liah Cauthon: FUCK, SHE JUST TOTALLY KILLED THE PLOT.
[6/5/2010 1:50:45 PM] Ari: His blood covered hand reached around to my neck. "I'll…always…be with you Shell." And he pressed my face to his chest where the hole didn't cover.
[6/5/2010 1:51:01 PM] Ari: (//respond:i know what she's trying to say, but lol syntax and coherency fail l2rite)
[6/5/2010 1:51:05 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND THE ONLY THING CAPABLE OF CONTROLLING SEPHIROTH IS JE-FUCKING-NOVA.
[6/5/2010 1:51:08 PM] Dub: PLACE YOUR HEAD ON MY WOUND
[6/5/2010 1:51:21 PM] Ari: "Looks….l-like I'm going…" he sighed. "Take….care of…her….." his eyes slowly closed.

"Seph?" I shook him, but he didn't open his eyes. "Seph!"

We all watched in pure horror as he completely faded, the green particles disappearing into the air. Zack was bawling like a baby. Cloud and Tifa were both crying. Genesis had his face covered with one hand, but I saw the tears rolling down his face.

I hung my head; my hair now dripping blood covered my face. My fingernails dug into the soil. "This can't be happening…..it can't…"

I looked over to my left and saw Masamune on the ground. I stood, walked over and wrapped my right hand around the hilt and picked it up and, surprisingly; it was light as a feather. "Seph…..I will avenge your death…."

RIP

All of a sudden, pain went up and down my back and I fell onto my knees, gasping. "What?"

I heard clothing ripping as the pain increased to wear I couldn't bare it anymore and I screamed as two pure white wings came out of my shoulder blades, large and beautiful.

"Oh my god…." Tifa whispered.

After the pain finally ceased, I stood with Masamune in my right hand. "Shinra, prepare for hell." And with a flap of my wings, I flew into the sky towards Midgar.
[6/5/2010 1:51:29 PM] Ari: (//respond:uh...haha what the fuck man what the fuck.)
[6/5/2010 1:51:47 PM] Liah Cauthon: MASAMUNE CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!11
[6/5/2010 1:51:52 PM] Dub: and Frog
[6/5/2010 1:51:53 PM] Dub: /shot/
[6/5/2010 1:51:57 PM] Ari: ilu <3
[6/5/2010 1:52:19 PM] Liah Cauthon: DOES THE BITCH NOT READ THE FFWIKI?
[6/5/2010 1:52:47 PM] Liah Cauthon: IS SHE REALLY THAT SHIVA-DAMNED STUPID?
[6/5/2010 1:52:52 PM] Ari: He watched from the Lifestream, eyes wide. "Shell, what have you done?"

"It was her choice."

He turned around to see Minerva. "Shell had a good reason to do what she did."

"But….she's not a murderer."

"We know." A bright light appeared and a woman with brown hair and green eyes appeared. "She did it for you."

His eyes widened. "Mother?"

Lucrecia smiled. "Yes, my son."

"Sephiroth, would you do anything for her?" Minerva asks.

"Yes….I….I love her…"

Both Minerva and Lucrecia smiled. "Then, you'll be given a second chance."

"A second chance…"

Lucrecia ran up and hugged him tightly. "She needs you more than I do."

He hugged her back and she let go, backing away. "Have a wonderful life, my son."

And, he was falling.
[6/5/2010 1:52:57 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 1:53:08 PM] Liah Cauthon: tifa would totes summon Shiva, not Leviathan.
[6/5/2010 1:53:09 PM] Ari: good god almighty in heaven sweet lord above in the fuckstain of fuckingville.
[6/5/2010 1:53:34 PM] Liah Cauthon: especially since LEVIATHAN MATERIA IS IN LEVIATHAN-BLESSED WUTAI.
[6/5/2010 1:53:39 PM] Liah Cauthon: WHERE HE IS A GOD.
[6/5/2010 1:54:00 PM] Liah Cauthon: A GOD.
[6/5/2010 1:54:14 PM] Liah Cauthon: AS IN THEY WORSHIP HIM.
[6/5/2010 1:54:20 PM] Liah Cauthon: WORSHIP.
[6/5/2010 1:54:44 PM] Liah Cauthon: THE IMPERIAL FAMILY ARE THE CHILDREN OF LEVIATHAN.
[6/5/2010 1:54:55 PM] Ari: "I do love him….." Shell's eyes closed. "More….than….anything….." and she began to fall forwards.

"Shell!" Zack ran up to catch her, but a bright light appeared in front of her and a person engulfed in light caught her before she hit the ground. Zack stopped. "Wha…?"

The bright light soon disappeared to revel a person and not just any person. Everyone's eyes widened. "It can't be…." Cloud whispered.

"Oh my god….." Cissnei covered her mouth.
[6/5/2010 1:55:07 PM] Ari: (//respond:when the hell did Cissnei show up? i think they forgot she existed.)
[6/5/2010 1:55:08 PM] Liah Cauthon: ERGO, IF ANYONE IS SUMMONING LEVIATHAN IT WOULD BE YUFFIE.
[6/5/2010 1:55:38 PM] Liah Cauthon: also how do you revel a person?
[6/5/2010 1:55:40 PM] Ari: (//respond:also OH WHAT A SURPRISE SEPHIROTH'S BACK SUCH A SURPRISE IS ANYONE SURPRISED?)
[6/5/2010 1:55:44 PM] Liah Cauthon: party on them?
[6/5/2010 1:56:03 PM] Ari: Don't you EVER talk like that Shell!

What? Who's speaking to me?

Shell, what you just said makes me really mad.

Lucrecia?

Sephiroth is not dead. Minerva gave him a second chance and now he's waiting for you to wake up.

…..He's….alive..? My god….what have I said?

Shell, I knew the pain you were going through and I know you love him. He loves you too.
[6/5/2010 1:56:14 PM] Ari: (//respond:HEY WHAT ABOUT VINCENT HEY WHAT ABOUT VINCENT OIIII)
[6/5/2010 1:56:30 PM] Liah Cauthon: -committs seppukku again-
[6/5/2010 1:56:32 PM] Ari: "OMG! She's back!" two hands grabbed my shoulders and began shaking me back and forth. "Come on Shell, open your eyes!"

I slowly opened my eyes and saw Zack shaking me. I whacked him upside the head. "Quit shaking me Zack!"
[6/5/2010 1:56:37 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 1:56:49 PM] Liah Cauthon: and DID NO ONE THINK OF SUMMONING PHOENIX?
[6/5/2010 1:56:59 PM] Liah Cauthon: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
[6/5/2010 1:57:06 PM] Ari: Aerith smiled. "They make a cute couple."

Zack nodded. "Can't we be like that?"

She giggled and then skipped away.
[6/5/2010 1:57:13 PM] Ari: (//respond:...uh....)
[6/5/2010 1:57:19 PM] Ari: Yeah, there's really no words to describe that one.
[6/5/2010 1:57:19 PM] Liah Cauthon: wait, aerith exists agian?
[6/5/2010 1:57:28 PM] Ari: (//respond:apparently.)
[6/5/2010 1:57:39 PM] Liah Cauthon: when did this happen?
[6/5/2010 1:57:42 PM] Ari: "I have a question."

I sighed in annoyance. "What Zack?"

"What ever happened to Rufus Shinra?" Zack asks.

That's right. No one knew what happened to Rufus.
[6/5/2010 1:57:55 PM] Ari: (//respond:he disappeared into a plothole, leduh. poor kid.)
[6/5/2010 1:58:00 PM] Ari: Like, five minutes ago.
[6/5/2010 1:58:09 PM] Liah Cauthon: RUFUS 'TOO SEXY FOR DIAMOND WEAPON' SHINRA~
[6/5/2010 1:58:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: -nosebleed-
[6/5/2010 1:58:21 PM] Ari: "By the way….how did you hold Masamune?" Seph asks.

I scratched my cheek lightly and shrugged. "I don't know."

"Maybe Sephiroth isn't the only one who can wield Masamune." Aerith says.

I closed my eyes. Maybe…who knows?

We should figure it out. Seph said to me mentally.

I mentally chuckled. Ever since I've woke up, we've had sort of a telepathic connection.
[6/5/2010 1:58:27 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle so hard/)
[6/5/2010 1:58:35 PM] Ari: Oh god I know he is so fracking hot.
[6/5/2010 1:58:37 PM | Edited 1:58:41 PM] Julie: jesus REALLY
[6/5/2010 1:58:43 PM] Julie: REALLY
[6/5/2010 1:58:44 PM] Liah Cauthon: goddess of life, recieve us.
[6/5/2010 1:58:51 PM] Liah Cauthon: guides us to the other world.
[6/5/2010 1:59:05 PM] Ari: Seph caught me before I could fall, lowering me to the ground. He glared venomously at Rufus and muttered a spell. Rufus was struck by a large bolt of lighting. Singed, he fell to the ground, out-cold.

"Shell!" Tifa and Midnight knelt beside me. Midnight meowed sadly and licked the blood from my cheek.

I coughed, a trickle of blood flowing down my chin. "Why did you do that?" Seph asks.

"B-better me….t-than you….." I answered weakly. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the Black Materia. "W-when I d-die…bury it….with m-me….."

"Shell, stop…" Zack said, his shoulders shaking.

I smiled. "S-see you…." My vision began to blur and my eyes closed until they were open a crack. All voices drowned out and once my eyes closed, I heard or saw nothing more.
[6/5/2010 1:59:06 PM] Julie: /wordless flailing
[6/5/2010 1:59:20 PM] Ari: (//respond: OH COME ON THAT IS THE SECOND TIME IN TWO CHAPTERS. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.)
[6/5/2010 1:59:38 PM] Ari: The Turks watched as the former general killed their president with little effort and then dropped him into the ocean.
[6/5/2010 1:59:41 PM] Ari: ...she killed Rufus.
[6/5/2010 1:59:47 PM] Liah Cauthon: she named the cat MIDNIGHT?
[6/5/2010 1:59:48 PM] Ari: ...killed. Rufus.
[6/5/2010 1:59:52 PM] Ari: Killed. Rufus.
[6/5/2010 1:59:57 PM] Liah Cauthon: lemme guess, it's a black one.
[6/5/2010 1:59:57 PM] Ari: (//respond: ohhh dear.)
[6/5/2010 2:00:05 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND WHAT THE HELL.
[6/5/2010 2:00:21 PM] Liah Cauthon: THE TURKS WOULD NOT STAND FOR THAT.
[6/5/2010 2:00:26 PM] Ari: THAT STUPID BITCH THAT STUPID GODHELPME SO AWFUL SATANIC MARNGLAUIFHGSHGHTHAT CUNTSNARGLING FUCKNUGGLING SUCKSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[6/5/2010 2:00:31 PM] Liah Cauthon: AND SEPHIROTH KILLED HIS FATHER.
[6/5/2010 2:00:40 PM] Liah Cauthon: HIS GODS-DAMNED FATHER.
[6/5/2010 2:00:43 PM] Ari: (//respond:wow. want to get the Al Bhed translation guide so we can try that in two languages?)
[6/5/2010 2:01:00 PM] Ari: THAT'S IT
[6/5/2010 2:01:05 PM] Ari: Ari punts a baby into traffic.
[6/5/2010 2:02:47 PM] Ari: VILGEHK PEDLR
[6/5/2010 2:02:48 PM] Ari: >:(
[6/5/2010 2:03:01 PM] Ari: (//respond:that sounds like frakking Slavic.)
[6/5/2010 2:03:15 PM] Ari: It's fucking bitch in Al Bhed Steve, cut me a break, my bish is dead.
[6/5/2010 2:03:28 PM] Dub: is it sad that I actually assumed that's what it meant?
[6/5/2010 2:03:38 PM] Ari: No,
[6/5/2010 2:03:46 PM] Ari: I was figuring it was obvious.
[6/5/2010 2:03:56 PM] Dub: okay good
[6/5/2010 2:04:00 PM] Ari: Sephiroth sat on the shore, looking out into the distance as the sun set. Shell's grave was under a tree right by the shore. Midnight came trailing along and sat beside him. She meowed.

"What do I do now…?" he asked himself. "I have nothing to live for….."

"My son…."

He suddenly felt a pair of arms wrap around his shoulders from behind. "Mother….."

"Shell…..may be dead here…..but she isn't in her world."

He turned to his mother. "What?"

"Shell's spirit returned to her world and she's there, with all her memories of Gaia and you. I…..can take you there. You and the others. And all of you will be younger….like…..2 years." Lucrecia replied.

He was silent for a moment. "Do it."
[6/5/2010 2:04:00 PM] Liah Cauthon: e lyh'd pameaja dryd pedlr tet dryd du Rufus pmuuto Shinra. cra ec uh so red mecd huf, ypuja Professor Hojo.
dryd ec y jano tyhkanuic bmyla, paehk dra dub uv so mecd.
[6/5/2010 2:04:07 PM | Edited 2:04:31 PM] Ari: (//respond:/facetentacle/)
[6/5/2010 2:04:15 PM] Ari: You speak fluently?
[6/5/2010 2:04:22 PM] Liah Cauthon: and you can't make someone YOUNGER!
[6/5/2010 2:04:36 PM] Liah Cauthon: -has generator, she forgot the alphabet-
[6/5/2010 2:04:45 PM] Ari: Ohhh.
[6/5/2010 2:04:47 PM] Liah Cauthon: http://www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/albhed.html
[6/5/2010 2:04:50 PM] Ari: /has alphabet on the computer/
[6/5/2010 2:05:03 PM] Dub: Sephiroth sat on the shore, looking out into the distance as the sun set.AND THEN WHEN HE WOKE UP HE WAS LYING ON A BEACH OF WHITE SAND UNDER A LOW SKY AND THE TIDE WAS WAY, WAY OUT.
[6/5/2010 2:05:11 PM] Ari: I'm trying to teach myself how to write it, although speaking it would be more annoying; I'd need to have phrases written down firsthand.
[6/5/2010 2:05:53 PM] Ari: "Hey, what are they doing?" Zack asks.

"I think they're talking." Aerith replied. "Telepathically."

"How did she even get a telepathic bond with him anyway?" Tifa asks.

Genesis shrugs. "Who knows?"
[6/5/2010 2:06:00 PM] Ari: (//respond:well at least SOMEONE asks.)
[6/5/2010 2:06:12 PM] Ari: We walked over and suddenly, we all saw Jenova attacking New York City. I gasped. "How the hell did she get here?" I slammed my fists down on the coffee table.
[6/5/2010 2:06:14 PM] Ari: We walked over and suddenly, we all saw Jenova attacking New York City.
[6/5/2010 2:06:16 PM] Liah Cauthon: I have a note that I wrote to a friend without using the translator.
[6/5/2010 2:06:16 PM] Ari: We walked over and suddenly, we all saw Jenova attacking New York City.
[6/5/2010 2:06:18 PM] Liah Cauthon: Rao, Nessa, lyh oui dnyhcmyda Al Bhed?
Ed'c jano ayco. Al Bhed ec zicd y cipher uv English.
Ymm oui haat du dnyhcmyda ed ec yh alphabet uv pudk languages.
Dobehk eh Al Bhed ec vih. Ed lyh pa jano tevvelimd du dnyhcmyda cusadesac.
Pid tuh'd funno, uhla oui kad dra ryhk uv ed, cahtehk saccykac eh Al Bhed feem pa aycy!
[6/5/2010 2:06:18 PM] Ari: We walked over and suddenly, we all saw Jenova attacking New York City.
[6/5/2010 2:06:28 PM] Ari: (//respond:that is the greatest thing ever. she is my hero.)
[6/5/2010 2:06:36 PM] Dub: needs more New Pork City imo
[6/5/2010 2:06:44 PM] Ari: Shell.

Lucrecia?

I have…..some bad news.

Okay…

Um, when you came back to your world, the Black Materia did come back with you.

Okay…..why can't I find it?

That's the thing…..the Black Materia is inside you.
[6/5/2010 2:06:59 PM] Ari: (//respond:HEY LUCRECIA WHAT ABOUT VINCENT LUCRECIA HEY LUCRECIA LUCRECIA LUCRECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
[6/5/2010 2:07:51 PM] Ari: "It was just a nightmare…." I answered shakily and leaned against him. "Jenova…..got the Black Materia and killed all of us….."

I felt his arms go around me. "I won't let that happen."

I sighed and pulled away slightly. "If this is my last night with you…"

He suddenly grabbed my face with both hands. "Then you want to go all the way?"

I nodded and smiled. "I love you Seph."

He also smiled and kissed my forehead. "I love you too." And then he kissed me fully.
[6/5/2010 2:07:57 PM] Ari: (//respond:oh god pass me the barf bag)
[6/5/2010 2:08:11 PM] Ari: oh
[6/5/2010 2:08:14 PM] Ari: oh thank god
[6/5/2010 2:08:15 PM] Ari: it's over
[6/5/2010 2:08:17 PM] Ari: it's over everyone
[6/5/2010 2:14:56 PM] Liah Cauthon: Yevon, caneuicmo? dryd ec zicd yh yfvim fnedan. ymcu: ruf tuac y lnocdymewat YMEAH CBYLA JENIC yddylg y ledo? Dra uhmo naycuh cra luimt dno du dyga ujan dra bmyhad fyc palyica cra ryt buccaceuh uv Sephiroth. Yht caneuicmo, fro fuimt Lucretia vunkad ypuid VINCENT FRU CRA FYC DNOEHK DU CYJA!
DRYD EC FRO RA RYC DRA PROTOMATERIA EH REC LRACD!
DRYD EC FRO RA RYC DRA PROTOMATERIA EH REC LRACD!